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CRAZY LARRY'S FAQ
CRAZY LARRY FAQ

1. How old is Crazy Larry, and  is he single?

Actually, Crazy Larry has just celebrated his 67th Birthday. He bought himself an elephant, and then blew it up with his very own surplus of firworks!!
Surplus of Fireworks
And as for Larry's marital status....Let's just say he's a 1 woman man! WOMAN that is.He's married and has 3 kids with Justine his wife of 37 years, he jokes about her, saying her name is "Momma Dicrepid" Isn't that CRAZY!?!?


2. Where are Crazy Larry's fireworks stores located?!

Good question, CRAZY LARRY is so crazy, HE FORGOT! Good thing Momma Dicrepid keeps track of them

Indiana

Merrillville - 3101 East Lincoln Highway . (Rt. 30)

New Hampshire

US 1 and 3 Chevy Chase Drive

New Mexico

16165 S. Highway . 28



3. Does Crazy Larry sell anything besides Fireworks?!

The answer to that question is.....TOILET PAPER!
CRAZY LARRY CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT TOILET PAPER!
MORE QUESTIONS TO COME!
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4. When did regular Larry cease to be and Crazy Larry get introduced to the world?
The early 70's.
Some say  Larry was dabbling in drugs,
But seriously though, Larry is crazy, it's true.